Jury Summons

Barf.

It's not just that I might have to try and pay attention to a case of some kind.

It's the 7 hours you have to sit at the court and wait to see if you will serve on a jury.

7 hours that makes this bolded paragraph on the bottom of the summons necessary:

"Bring Change for Vending Machines"

This can only mean that people are constantly asking the desk for change. All day. Every day.

But really, shouldn't it say to bring food? Pack a lunch?

No one can be fair and impartial on an empty stomach.